Break things.
On purpose.
Crate of breakables, weapon of choice, your playlist, zero judgement.
School holidays, 19 September to 4 October
We are open on days we are normally shut
Doors at 10 every day except Monday. Tuesday and Wednesday we run till 6, Thursday till 8, Friday till 10. Saturday and Sunday are the same as always.
Escape rooms take kids from 8. Axes and the smash room are 12 and over.
The smash room is by message these holidays.Crates are what limit it, and we would rather tell you what is actually free than take a booking we cannot fill.Send us a message and we will sort a time.
How it works
Suit up
Coveralls, gloves, face shield, knee pads. We provide the lot.
Gear up
Standard crate of breakables, plus extra crates at $40 each if you want more.
Let fly
Your playlist. Zero judgement.
Closed toe shoes required, no exceptions.
Full safety gear and briefing included.
Booked out
The smash room is fully booked and online booking is closed for now. Get in touch and we'll let you know the moment a session opens up.
Contact us about a session →★★★★★
"Great fun, the staff are fantastic."
Good to know
What's the minimum age?
12+ for the smash room. Guests 14 and under must be accompanied by an adult.
Are there any health or safety restrictions?
For your safety, the smash room isn't suitable if you're pregnant, or have a back, shoulder or wrist injury, or a heart or respiratory condition. The space is confined, with dust and debris present even with PPE. Please let us know before your session. Anyone under the influence of alcohol or drugs can't take part.
What do I need to wear?
Full PPE is mandatory: overalls, gloves, a face shield, knee pads and closed toe shoes. No PPE, no entry, no exceptions. Please wear closed toe shoes to the venue.
Got crockery to get rid of?
Every crate in here was donated by someone in Geelong who was about to throw it out. If you run a cafe, pub, hotel or op shop and you're clearing out old plates, mugs or glassware, we'll take it for nothing. That's a tip fee and a trip you never have to make.
Fills a boot or more, ring 0416 162 226 and we'll come to you and load it ourselves. Smaller than that, or if you're just clearing a cupboard at home, the drop off details are on the donations page.
Add some axes.
Smash first, throw after. Axes are $50pp, most groups do both.